(December 20, 2015 at 6:44 am)Napoléon Wrote: I had my work xmas party on Friday, and all weekend I've been worrying about showing my face again at work. Mainly because I sent some stupid messages to a girl I liked over facebook after she left the party (and the fact I was probably the most drunk motherfucker there).
Essentially it was "I never got a chance to touch your body". Or words to that effect. And I asked for her 'digits'.
To make matters worse I woke up still drunk and messaged AGAIN saying "still waiting for those digits". At like 8 o'clock in the fucking morning too.
After I sobered up I tried messaging another couple times to half apologise and also try to lighten the mood by making a joke of it, but she's seen all the messages and not responded at all.
Literally just want to curl up into a ball and die. She either thinks I'm an absolute asshole, or worse, a massive creep.
She's probably going to tell the rest of her office, which means the rest of the company will probably know too.
Never felt so god damned embarrassed in my life.
So I was hoping some of you lot would share some embarrassing work party stories/drunk messages to make me feel better...
I am sure in my 14 years of posting I have had those moments, but the two I remember the most were way before my internet days.
1. Back in the late 80s I get a call from my ex HS mate , she wanted to have a talk with me, real tough gal too. Ok so I get over there and she proceeds to beat me, well anyway, no matter what I had said she had no right to hit me, turned out I had insulted her boyfriend about his Nam days. I think he misunderstood me in that I didn't support the war, but had nothing to do with his service, still felt bad anyway.
2. Still in that era later 80s, had a friend who was into the DC area rock scene, met the Ramones through him. But one night we go to the 9:30 Club and the band Living Color comes out, fucking impressed the shit out of me, I think Vernon Reid smoke Hendrix, but that's a different thread. Ok, so drunk off my fucking ass by the time my friend takes me back stage..........Fast forward to the next morning.....
Phone rings and I pick up, no hello, but "You fucking asshole!"
Me, "What what , what did I do?"
Friend, "You don't remember do you?"
Me, "Remember what?"
Friend, "You don't remember what you said to Vernon?"
Me, "No"
Friend, "You said, "If I had closed my eyes I never would have known you were black".
WHAT THE FUCK WAS I THINKING? NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I felt like the biggest jackass right at that moment!
