I don't text. Also, I have not been able to get drunk in years. I think CL spoke to this a bit. I tend to proceed straight to a hangover afer two beers. Do not pass GO. Do not collect $200 or even a buzz. Before that started, I'd be really friendly and talkative, really flirty, and curse quite a bit. and I'd laugh until I couldn't breathe, which physically immobilized me, too.
"For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring." - Carl Sagan
