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Worst drunk messages you've ever sent
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RE: Worst drunk messages you've ever sent
I sent a really fucking mean text to someone that I absolutely hated once. She was a succubus that turned several of my friends against each other, but the text I sent was so far below the belt that no one really deserves something like that. I've always wanted to apologize for it, but I'll probably never see her again. She was just an awful person, though, with absolutely no regard for other people's feelings and got off on playing them against each other. Thinking about it more, she may just have earned something like what I said.

But don't sweat it, Napo. Everyone that drinks does dumb shit eventually. One time when I was 16, I puked at my buddy's house and then tried to balance myself by putting my hand in the puke. My hand slipped out from under me and I landed in the puke. I then got up and stumbled, smacking my puke covered hand on his wall to once again balance myself. I spent the rest of the night with my head in the toilet while nearly everyone I knew from school came over and poked their head in to laugh at me. That's just how it goes with alcohol.
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Worst drunk messages you've ever sent - by Napoléon - December 20, 2015 at 6:44 am
RE: Worst drunk messages you've ever sent - by Brian37 - December 20, 2015 at 8:05 am
RE: Worst drunk messages you've ever sent - by Reforged - December 20, 2015 at 8:56 am
RE: Worst drunk messages you've ever sent - by vorlon13 - December 20, 2015 at 9:08 am
RE: Worst drunk messages you've ever sent - by Chad32 - December 20, 2015 at 9:54 am
RE: Worst drunk messages you've ever sent - by Gawdzilla - December 20, 2015 at 10:06 am
RE: Worst drunk messages you've ever sent - by Catholic_Lady - December 20, 2015 at 10:24 am
RE: Worst drunk messages you've ever sent - by Edwardo Piet - December 20, 2015 at 10:30 am
RE: Worst drunk messages you've ever sent - by vorlon13 - December 20, 2015 at 10:39 am
RE: Worst drunk messages you've ever sent - by Edwardo Piet - December 20, 2015 at 10:42 am
RE: Worst drunk messages you've ever sent - by c172 - December 20, 2015 at 12:28 pm
RE: Worst drunk messages you've ever sent - by Edwardo Piet - December 20, 2015 at 4:42 pm
RE: Worst drunk messages you've ever sent - by Edwardo Piet - December 20, 2015 at 4:51 pm
RE: Worst drunk messages you've ever sent - by Catholic_Lady - December 20, 2015 at 12:52 pm
RE: Worst drunk messages you've ever sent - by MTL - January 13, 2016 at 7:30 pm
RE: Worst drunk messages you've ever sent - by Catholic_Lady - January 13, 2016 at 7:52 pm
Worst drunk messages you've ever sent - by KUSA - December 20, 2015 at 2:20 pm
RE: Worst drunk messages you've ever sent - by vorlon13 - December 20, 2015 at 2:44 pm
RE: Worst drunk messages you've ever sent - by Exian - December 20, 2015 at 2:50 pm
RE: Worst drunk messages you've ever sent - by vorlon13 - December 20, 2015 at 3:56 pm
RE: Worst drunk messages you've ever sent - by *Deidre* - December 20, 2015 at 4:11 pm
RE: Worst drunk messages you've ever sent - by abaris - December 20, 2015 at 4:41 pm
RE: Worst drunk messages you've ever sent - by Thumpalumpacus - December 20, 2015 at 6:42 pm
RE: Worst drunk messages you've ever sent - by IATIA - December 20, 2015 at 6:53 pm
RE: Worst drunk messages you've ever sent - by Edwardo Piet - December 21, 2015 at 2:12 pm
RE: Worst drunk messages you've ever sent - by vorlon13 - December 21, 2015 at 6:40 pm
RE: Worst drunk messages you've ever sent - by Faith No More - December 21, 2015 at 2:48 pm
RE: Worst drunk messages you've ever sent - by SteelCurtain - December 21, 2015 at 3:19 pm
RE: Worst drunk messages you've ever sent - by Edwardo Piet - December 21, 2015 at 7:19 pm
RE: Worst drunk messages you've ever sent - by The Valkyrie - December 21, 2015 at 7:22 pm
RE: Worst drunk messages you've ever sent - by Catholic_Lady - January 13, 2016 at 4:50 pm
RE: Worst drunk messages you've ever sent - by Napoléon - January 13, 2016 at 5:22 pm
RE: Worst drunk messages you've ever sent - by Catholic_Lady - January 13, 2016 at 6:01 pm
RE: Worst drunk messages you've ever sent - by Napoléon - January 13, 2016 at 7:02 pm
RE: Worst drunk messages you've ever sent - by Iroscato - January 13, 2016 at 7:20 pm

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