How honest should parents be?

[Excited Penguin]

So the childless idiot (EP) gives out further advice about not only how our kids should turn out, but if we can't succeed the way he thinks we should, we should use condoms.

Truly, his own mother should have swallowed.

Edited because my post got ninja'd

EP's better sibling wound up as a stain on the sheets. Too bad, really.

Is that a subtle compliment wrapped in an insult? I'll take it, I guess.