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What do Christians Mean by "Restoe our Nation?"
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RE: What do Christians Mean by "Restoe our Nation?"
(February 2, 2016 at 6:46 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: Nothing stopping the churches from bouncing their female clergy

Nothing stopping the churches from bouncing their divorced and remarried clergy

Nothing stopping churches from stopping remarrying divorced people

Nothing stopping churches from handling serpents every Sunday

Nothing stopping churches from forbidding their members from going to the doctor and relying on faith healing

Nothing stopping churches from forbidding members from wearing clothing of mixed fabrics

Nothing stopping churches from forbidding their members from planting more than one kind of seed in a garden

Nothing stopping churches from forbidding their members from eating dishes combining meat and cheese

Nothing stopping churches from forbidding members from trimming their beards

Nothing stopping churches from forbidding their members from burning yeast in their offerings

Nothing stopping churches from forbidding their members from eating fat

Nothing stopping churches from forbidding their members from looking unkempt

Nothing stopping churches from forbidding their members from using alcohol in their communion

Nothing stopping churches from forbidding their members from eating seafood

Nothing stopping churches from forbidding new mothers who had boys from entering for 33 days

Nothing stopping churches from forbidding new mothers who had boys from entering for 66 days

Nothing stopping churches from forbidding their members to pay their employees  at any interval other than daily

Nothing stopping churches from forbidding their members from reading horoscopes

Nothing stopping churches from forbidding their members from getting tattoos

Nothing stopping churches from forbidding their members from paying or charging interest



Probably a thousand more of these, I'm thinking as soon as the churches clean themselves up and get square with God, the rest of us might then entertain some of their suggestions for running the country, especially if after they have fixed themselves up with  God, God turns around and starts showering them with gold and myrrh and stuff.

Nothing stopping churches from condoning the cornholing of choirboys  (think you missed that one).
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RE: What do Christians Mean by "Restoe our Nation?" - by GodCherry - February 2, 2016 at 6:55 pm

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