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Something I would ask a priest.
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RE: Something I would ask a priest.
February 22, 2011 at 11:27 pm (This post was last modified: February 22, 2011 at 11:28 pm by reverendjeremiah.)
(February 19, 2011 at 11:57 pm)Itslikebeingshiton Wrote: I guess i would need to know if you would need toilet paper in heaven. Am I going to have to take a shit every day in Heaven like I do on Earth? Does god have to take shits? Does he wipe his ass with Demon wings? If so then why does God have to take a shit?
Well. I would suggest using the reliable Bible for the source of your answer. It says that men were made in gods image, so yes, you will be shitting in Heaven.

...BUTT...(pardon the pun)

You will shit down the holy poo shoot, which goes down into Hell and the inhabitants thereof must partake of it as if it were beef stew.

Im sure God keeps plenty of Charmin around... "its like baby boy angel butt soft"..."dont squeeze the Charmin, thats how they can tell if you are Catholic".

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Something I would ask a priest. - by Itslikebeingshiton - February 19, 2011 at 11:57 pm
RE: Something I would ask a priest. - by Minimalist - February 20, 2011 at 12:47 am
RE: Something I would ask a priest. - by Zen Badger - February 20, 2011 at 12:49 am
RE: Something I would ask a priest. - by fr0d0 - March 19, 2011 at 6:21 am
RE: Something I would ask a priest. - by ozgoat - February 20, 2011 at 1:44 am
RE: Something I would ask a priest. - by Nitsuj - February 20, 2011 at 10:22 pm
RE: Something I would ask a priest. - by Edwardo Piet - February 21, 2011 at 7:56 am
RE: Something I would ask a priest. - by Rwandrall - February 22, 2011 at 10:32 am
RE: Something I would ask a priest. - by Thor - February 22, 2011 at 12:41 pm
RE: Something I would ask a priest. - by everythingafter - February 24, 2011 at 4:12 pm
RE: Something I would ask a priest. - by Thor - February 24, 2011 at 4:47 pm
RE: Something I would ask a priest. - by Edwardo Piet - February 22, 2011 at 12:42 pm
RE: Something I would ask a priest. - by Thor - February 22, 2011 at 2:59 pm
RE: Something I would ask a priest. - by HeyItsZeus - February 22, 2011 at 1:16 pm
RE: Something I would ask a priest. - by TheDarkestOfAngels - February 22, 2011 at 2:30 pm
RE: Something I would ask a priest. - by Edwardo Piet - February 22, 2011 at 2:34 pm
RE: Something I would ask a priest. - by reverendjeremiah - February 22, 2011 at 11:27 pm
RE: Something I would ask a priest. - by Ashendant - February 24, 2011 at 2:38 pm
RE: Something I would ask a priest. - by Violet - March 19, 2011 at 6:29 am
RE: Something I would ask a priest. - by downbeatplumb - April 11, 2011 at 4:12 am
RE: Something I would ask a priest. - by reverendjeremiah - March 20, 2011 at 12:37 pm
RE: Something I would ask a priest. - by Sarcasm - April 8, 2011 at 1:34 pm
RE: Something I would ask a priest. - by LEDO - April 10, 2011 at 9:30 pm
RE: Something I would ask a priest. - by sacrilicious - April 18, 2011 at 10:48 pm
RE: Something I would ask a priest. - by Doubting Thomas - April 19, 2011 at 10:29 am
RE: Something I would ask a priest. - by Ateo - April 19, 2011 at 11:22 am
RE: Something I would ask a priest. - by Violet - April 19, 2011 at 11:46 am

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