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Something I would ask a priest.

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Something I would ask a priest.
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Something I would ask a priest.
February 19, 2011 at 11:57 pm
I guess i would need to know if you would need toilet paper in heaven. Am I going to have to take a shit every day in Heaven like I do on Earth? Does god have to take shits? Does he wipe his ass with Demon wings? If so then why does God have to take a shit?
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RE: Something I would ask a priest.
February 20, 2011 at 12:47 am
Quote:I guess i would need to know if you would need toilet paper in heaven.


You can use your holy fingers.

In heaven your shit doesn't stink....or so the xtian idiots claim.
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RE: Something I would ask a priest.
February 20, 2011 at 12:49 am
Do you have a thing for faeces?
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If you're not supposed to ride faster than your guardian angel can fly then mine had better get a bloody SR-71.
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RE: Something I would ask a priest.
February 20, 2011 at 1:44 am
You don't have to worry at all. There is no heaven! There is no god, so no god shit, no heaven shit, just enjoy your shits on earth, they are all you'll ever have.

Big Grin


There are many intelligent Christians, no doubt, but an "intellectual Christian", is surely an oxymoron.
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RE: Something I would ask a priest.
February 20, 2011 at 10:22 pm (This post was last modified: February 20, 2011 at 10:22 pm by Nitsuj.)
I'll ask my theology teacher this tomorrow. Big Grin
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RE: Something I would ask a priest.
February 21, 2011 at 7:56 am
Oh, I hope you do.
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RE: Something I would ask a priest.
February 22, 2011 at 10:32 am
/facepalm
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RE: Something I would ask a priest.
February 22, 2011 at 12:41 pm
I want to know what kind of entertainment thay have in heaven. If you're stuck there for eternity I think it would get pretty damn boring after a few centuries.
Science flies us to the moon and stars. Religion flies us into buildings.

God allowed 200,000 people to die in an earthquake. So what makes you think he cares about YOUR problems?
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RE: Something I would ask a priest.
February 22, 2011 at 12:42 pm
Well whatever the entertainment is, it's supposed to be heavenly.
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RE: Something I would ask a priest.
February 22, 2011 at 1:16 pm
I'm a bit... puzzled.
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