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Sex with furniture - are you for or against it and why?

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Sex with furniture - are you for or against it and why?
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RE: Sex with furniture - are you for or against it and why?
February 23, 2011 at 1:10 am (This post was last modified: February 23, 2011 at 1:11 am by Oldandeasilyconfused.)
Sex with furniture?

Can't say having sex with say a sofa ,a book case, or an occasional table has ever occurred, but I suspect it's a built-in feature of lot of Ikea's stuff. If not they're missing a spiffing sales gimmick.

Now if you start talking about sex with fresh produce, warm baked goods and cool musical instruments-*-----


*see "Portnoy's Complaint" (book) and "American Pie" (film) for for suggestions.
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RE: Sex with furniture - are you for or against it and why? - by padraic - February 23, 2011 at 1:10 am

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