Still struggling.

[Edwardo Piet]

@ Poca

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You see... I have this bridge for sale, over a really nice patch of river... you can have for the low low one time offer of $10k. It's a wooden arc, all pretty with mossy trees on either side. A nice foot path to the castle up the hill. Really cool. PM me if you're interested so I can give you my bank details for you to wire the moneys.


What?! You want proof that I own that bridge?!
You want proof that the bridge exists at all?!
I'm telling you man! Would l make the bridge up? Would I add all those details about it? Would I say anything about a castle?

The river is there, the castle is there, there is even a nice european village on the other side of the river. The bridge exists to get people and goods from the village to the castle.
I'm not saying it again - one time low price offer.
And it's only for you. I've had some people around, but I didn't like how they looked, so I asked for $100k, and they left.

I'm telling you for real... this is completely true... It's a really nice bridge. I just can't keep it with me, because of a little financial problem, you see?
It's been in my family for a few generations, but now... I need the cash. That's why I'm making you such a great deal.

You will be so much happier when you have this bridge. Awesome picturesque location, you can ask people to pay a toll to cross it, it's a great place, truly I tell you, it is!

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Perfect analogy. Reminds me of this video, love this video:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-D8Mf9DdQI