Still struggling.

[God of Mr. Hanky]

I'm not a preacher? You say "Preachers like you" Is that a typo?

Re-read the sentence.  He's saying that preachers are like used car salesmen, not that you're a preacher

And pay no mind to Scooby's ridiculous NDE crap.  Stories from obvious non-skeptics who don't understand biology (if they're not simply liars, which has been the case before) aren't very compelling, regardless of whether or not they once labelled themselves atheist.  He's been trying to push the tired "They were once atheists, but now have found god!  Aren't you impressed/doubting yourselves?" thing since he got here, and is likely trying it in this thread because you present an easy target.  You know Christians - they simply cannot abide anyone attempting to leave the flock.

Yeah, trying to leave the world of organized crime looks easy compared to the evils which the Christards will threaten you with...oh, wait, it's the origin of crime families!