(February 28, 2016 at 5:51 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: To avoid demons and demonic possession, lock yourself in a room, all by yourself, with plain white walls and no furniture or any external distractions.
The only exception to colour is that you're allowed a silver, tin foil hat.
T avoid demonic distractions you should wear a white huggy jacket to stop you masturbating out of sheer boredom.
Special meds can also be taken to stop you thinking since knowledge is a tool of the Devil, too.
Don't forget to plug up all the gaps in the window- and door-frames, to keep out those evil oxygen demons. They're also frightened off by a lighted flame, so get a couple of candles going as well. They will fight back by making you feel sleepy, but that just means you're winning.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
