(February 28, 2016 at 10:35 pm)Stimbo Wrote:(February 28, 2016 at 5:51 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: To avoid demons and demonic possession, lock yourself in a room, all by yourself, with plain white walls and no furniture or any external distractions.
The only exception to colour is that you're allowed a silver, tin foil hat.
T avoid demonic distractions you should wear a white huggy jacket to stop you masturbating out of sheer boredom.
Special meds can also be taken to stop you thinking since knowledge is a tool of the Devil, too.
Don't forget to plug up all the gaps in the window- and door-frames, to keep out those evil oxygen demons. They're also frightened off by a lighted flame, so get a couple of candles going as well. They will fight back by making you feel sleepy, but that just means you're winning.
You're starting to sound like me.
Am I having a good or bad influence?
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"