(March 2, 2016 at 3:55 pm)TheRocketSurgeon Wrote: I'm just baffled that she claims I have the Genesis story wrong, since I typed it and (just to be sure) went to look at a Christian website that gave a concise summary of the story. My version was so close that I could have been marked for plagiarism! And yet I'm still told that I have it wrong.
Why is trying to talk about the problems of the Bible like playing "denominational whack-a-mole"? You hit Fundamentalist Interpretation Type A7's version right on the head, and...nope! Turned out it was Fundamenalist Interpretation Type C3. Sorry, atheist, you don't know what you're talking about!
Edit to Add: I do feel a little better, though. I needed that accusation of being an agent of Satan to complete my "Stupid Things Fundies Say" Bingo card.
BINGO!
That might be a bad habit the (mainline) Christers picked up from the Mormon heretics.
The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it.
