RE: what do you think about immortality coming?
March 5, 2016 at 12:57 pm
(This post was last modified: March 5, 2016 at 1:00 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
If god intended for you to have prune juice prunes would come in juice form. You're supposed to take every painful shit and thank god for giving it to you to remind you that you're a filthy sinner who deserves it. Stop messing with nature with your heretical laxative schemes. If god wants you to pass a beach ball sized turd then you grab the seat, grin, and bare it. A torn hole and a little blood is a pittance compared to christs sacrifice on the cross, reflect on that. 
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
