(March 7, 2016 at 4:35 am)God of Mr. Hanky Wrote:(March 7, 2016 at 3:46 am)Wyrd of Gawd Wrote: Remember, a magic number of Christians have to die before Jesus returns. The people who died when the roof collapsed and those that were hit by the bus all add to that number. Who knows when the magic number will be reached?
At least one of the fundy preachers I encountered believed that it would happen after the conversion of last person who would every be converted...or realistically, when the last of them who would produce offspring were dead.
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