RE: Atheism the unscientific belief (part one, two, and three)
March 11, 2016 at 9:25 pm
(This post was last modified: March 11, 2016 at 9:26 pm by Nay_Sayer.)
(March 11, 2016 at 11:46 am)Little Rik Wrote:(March 11, 2016 at 11:36 am)Nay_Sayer Wrote: Rik, I have to say, The one true god FSM is highly upset you still do yoga, He hates yoga and has told me to instruct you that you misheard his wisdom and he said yogurt.
May his noodles fill your heart, RAmen.
Gee, I never thought about it sayer.![]()
May I ask you how you got connected to God?
One day I was fraught with Woe, Misery and Anguish I had just made myself spaghetti when I asked the cosmos to give me the answers.
My home filled with a warm light and the dinner I had made and transformed into The Flying Spaghetti Monster appeared to me and gave onto me a tome of ultimate truth, He has tasked me with saving the poor lost souls like yourself who've gotten it so terribly wrong.
By accepting his noodles you too can find peace and harmony and after your physical body goes you ascend into Valhalla where you will feast endlessly and be rewarded with a mansion, doughnuts, strippers and a beer volcano with every possible ale on tap.
RAmen
"For the only way to eternal glory is a life lived in service of our Lord, FSM; Verily it is FSM who is the perfect being the name higher than all names, king of all kings and will bestow upon us all, one day, The great reclaiming" -The Prophet Boiardi-
![[Image: s-l640.jpg]](https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/DjAAAOSwpIhe1HCM/s-l640.jpg)
Conservative trigger warning.
![[Image: s-l640.jpg]](https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/DjAAAOSwpIhe1HCM/s-l640.jpg)