You know you've been on the forum too long when...

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...atheistforums.org appears as the first recommendation when you open a new tab

...you change your IRL name to Tiberius Minimalist, Luckie Summerqueen, Rob Vorlon or other great sounding combos

...you get arrested by Russian, Palestinian or Saudi authorities

Haha, my wife (who is a real person) keeps saying I'm going to be arrested by the government for being on a radicalised forum. I keep explaining that I'm the opposite of radicalised. I'm trying to unradicalise the world!

She thinks I'm an "extreme atheist", and I tell her that doesn't mean anything

I tell her that I might not even technically be an atheist, depending on the exact definition. At this point, I get hit with stuff.