The Reasons why "Just Following Jesus" Doesn't work

[drfuzzy]

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Your wholly babble was written by xenophobic, misogynistic, tribal, ignorant goat herders. Your gawd does not exist.  It's all in your head, quite literally.  When you pray, you're yammering at AIR and nothing else.  And, just on the off chance that your imaginary friend exists, then if he has one-billionth of the abilities you claim he does, he doesn't need you to speak for him.  He doesn't need you to splatter your illogical bullshit onto atheist forums and shove it in people's faces.  IF he exists, he can speak for himself.  If he can't speak for himself, he isn't worth a second's thought.

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Lord Shiva will get you for that, DrFuzzy... just you wait and see! You'll be so sorry you didn't believe in, trust in the Scriptures of, and obey The Creator and Destroyer of the universe.

I have never, NEVER, met a Christian who can give me a logical answer for why we both feel the same way about Shiva being the imaginary creation of a billion Hindus, but they still feel free to tell me about how THEIR god really, really wants me to believe, really wants me to obey THOSE scriptures (not those, THESE!), and wants to give me a "free gift" in exchange for my obedience OR ELSE BURN!

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I would love to do a video series where I travel the world interviewing various types of religious fundamentalist, as they explain to me why I must conform to the local god-cult, and show a montage a la The Daily Show why they all sound exactly like one another, just with the details fiddled a bit. And every one would tell me that THEIR deity/scripture was REAL, while everyone else just made it up because that's what ignorant humans trying to explain things they don't understand do.

If I should win the lottery or something, RocketMan, I'd fund you. But only if you let me travel along and help with the recording!