My doctor asked me to pray.

[Crossless2.0]

Allow me to help:

1) I (or Grandma or Uncle Joe or whomever) was sick and got well.
2) I was in debt to the tune of xxx dollars and someone was kind enough to anonymously help out.
3) I found my car keys.
4) I really, really hoped to get so-and-so to think and believe as I do, and it turns out he was feeble-minded enough to buy into my arguments and testimony.
5) Etc.

What does god have against amputees?  If he heals every other disease and/or condition, helps Uncle Joe, helps you find your car keys wherever you carelessly left them, helps you get out of debt due to poor spending choices and materialistic greed, and even convinces high school kiddos to "give their lives to Jesus," why not help-out a sincere amputee?

Because amputees weird him out? Maybe he just likes salamanders more than people.

Nah, I'll stick with prayers = talking to oneself.