(April 1, 2016 at 9:08 am)KUSA Wrote: That gun might come in handy.
Good good. Now imagine yourself standing in front of President Trump with that gun in your hand, still smoking from shooting dead all those nasty socialists trying to attack him. The secret service are all dead on the floor and it's just you and him.
You say to him "You're safe now Mr President" and he looks at you with real respect and admiration.
He responds "You saved my life. I have the best guards, the very best, but none as good as you with your well oiled Armalite".
Your eyes meet and you both start leaning into each other. Before you know it your fingers are running through his orange hair and you're kissing passionately. Your throbbing member feels so large in his small hands, and your still warm rifle feels so large in your own hands.
That's it, yes, good boy, ssshhhh ...
