(April 1, 2016 at 2:37 pm)robvalue Wrote: I believe Jesus was an honest, well intentioned, pious, perhaps confused and delusional fictional man and I intend to do everything I can do make out he was gay.
He touched blokes nobs a lot.
Rubbed spit in a dude's eye
Seemed to be into being whipped by men
Surrounded himself with 12 dudes
1 of those dudes kissed him so he was arrested for being gay; aforementioned whips ensued
Jesus is like Pinocchio. He's the bastard son of a carpenter. And a liar. And he wishes he was real.