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Yahweh Killed by Operation Rescue fanatics
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Yahweh Killed by Operation Rescue fanatics
After reading Numbers 5: 16-27, Jeff White, founder of the infamous anti-abortion organization, directed his followers to rebuild the Tower of Babel so that they could reach Heaven. Once there, they found Yahweh in an unguarded moment when he was apparently engrossed in admiring the National Geographic center-fold. They quickly strapped him into an iron chariot, where he weakened and died.

The verses that prompted the group to take this action give husbands who suspect they have been cuckolded specific instructions on how to force their wives to drink a potion that will cause them to go into convulsions and miscarry. The priest performing the induced miscarriage assures the woman that if she is innocent the drink will not harm her.

Having killed the supreme villain of abortion, White feels his job of rescuing unborn fetuses will be easier.
The god who allows children to be raped out of respect for the free will choice of the rapist, but punishes gay men for engaging in mutually consensual sex couldn't possibly be responsible for an intelligently designed universe.

I may defend your right to free speech, but i won't help you pass out flyers.

Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities.
--Voltaire

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Yahweh Killed by Operation Rescue fanatics - by Rhondazvous - April 4, 2016 at 8:51 pm

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