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Something I would ask a priest.

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Something I would ask a priest.
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RE: Something I would ask a priest.
March 19, 2011 at 6:29 am
(February 19, 2011 at 11:57 pm)Itslikebeingshiton Wrote: I guess i would need to know if you would need toilet paper in heaven. Am I going to have to take a shit every day in Heaven like I do on Earth? Does god have to take shits? Does he wipe his ass with Demon wings? If so then why does God have to take a shit?

Several billion years of evolution, and *THIS* is the best way to get rid of waste so far? Really shatters my faith that pooping will ever go away, to be honest. There just *has* to be a better way! >_<
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Something I would ask a priest.

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Something I would ask a priest. - by Itslikebeingshiton - February 19, 2011 at 11:57 pm
RE: Something I would ask a priest. - by Minimalist - February 20, 2011 at 12:47 am
RE: Something I would ask a priest. - by Zen Badger - February 20, 2011 at 12:49 am
RE: Something I would ask a priest. - by fr0d0 - March 19, 2011 at 6:21 am
RE: Something I would ask a priest. - by ozgoat - February 20, 2011 at 1:44 am
RE: Something I would ask a priest. - by Nitsuj - February 20, 2011 at 10:22 pm
RE: Something I would ask a priest. - by Edwardo Piet - February 21, 2011 at 7:56 am
RE: Something I would ask a priest. - by Rwandrall - February 22, 2011 at 10:32 am
RE: Something I would ask a priest. - by Thor - February 22, 2011 at 12:41 pm
RE: Something I would ask a priest. - by everythingafter - February 24, 2011 at 4:12 pm
RE: Something I would ask a priest. - by Thor - February 24, 2011 at 4:47 pm
RE: Something I would ask a priest. - by Edwardo Piet - February 22, 2011 at 12:42 pm
RE: Something I would ask a priest. - by Thor - February 22, 2011 at 2:59 pm
RE: Something I would ask a priest. - by HeyItsZeus - February 22, 2011 at 1:16 pm
RE: Something I would ask a priest. - by TheDarkestOfAngels - February 22, 2011 at 2:30 pm
RE: Something I would ask a priest. - by Edwardo Piet - February 22, 2011 at 2:34 pm
RE: Something I would ask a priest. - by reverendjeremiah - February 22, 2011 at 11:27 pm
RE: Something I would ask a priest. - by Ashendant - February 24, 2011 at 2:38 pm
RE: Something I would ask a priest. - by Violet - March 19, 2011 at 6:29 am
RE: Something I would ask a priest. - by downbeatplumb - April 11, 2011 at 4:12 am
RE: Something I would ask a priest. - by reverendjeremiah - March 20, 2011 at 12:37 pm
RE: Something I would ask a priest. - by Sarcasm - April 8, 2011 at 1:34 pm
RE: Something I would ask a priest. - by LEDO - April 10, 2011 at 9:30 pm
RE: Something I would ask a priest. - by sacrilicious - April 18, 2011 at 10:48 pm
RE: Something I would ask a priest. - by Doubting Thomas - April 19, 2011 at 10:29 am
RE: Something I would ask a priest. - by Ateo - April 19, 2011 at 11:22 am
RE: Something I would ask a priest. - by Violet - April 19, 2011 at 11:46 am

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