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Something I would ask a priest.
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RE: Something I would ask a priest.
March 20, 2011 at 12:37 pm (This post was last modified: March 20, 2011 at 12:40 pm by reverendjeremiah.)
(February 19, 2011 at 11:57 pm)Itslikebeingshiton Wrote: I guess i would need to know if you would need toilet paper in heaven. Am I going to have to take a shit every day in Heaven like I do on Earth? Does god have to take shits? Does he wipe his ass with Demon wings? If so then why does God have to take a shit?

Personally I would hope that God is LEAVING a shit..and if he is taking one, that he at least has a baggie for it..unless he likes to pick them up bare handed and stick them in his pockets?

God needs pockets?
(March 19, 2011 at 6:29 am)Aerzia Saerules Arktuos Wrote: Several billion years of evolution, and *THIS* is the best way to get rid of waste so far? Really shatters my faith that pooping will ever go away, to be honest. There just *has* to be a better way! >_<
FAIL! Evolution isnt about "improved" or "unimproved". It is about fitting into the niche to successfuly spawn more and more offspring. Pooig is tied into the ecological circle of life

Perhaps this "planet" is nothing more than a god poo and we are the flies puking on it and sucking up that sweet nectar.

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Something I would ask a priest. - by Itslikebeingshiton - February 19, 2011 at 11:57 pm
RE: Something I would ask a priest. - by Minimalist - February 20, 2011 at 12:47 am
RE: Something I would ask a priest. - by Zen Badger - February 20, 2011 at 12:49 am
RE: Something I would ask a priest. - by fr0d0 - March 19, 2011 at 6:21 am
RE: Something I would ask a priest. - by ozgoat - February 20, 2011 at 1:44 am
RE: Something I would ask a priest. - by Nitsuj - February 20, 2011 at 10:22 pm
RE: Something I would ask a priest. - by Edwardo Piet - February 21, 2011 at 7:56 am
RE: Something I would ask a priest. - by Rwandrall - February 22, 2011 at 10:32 am
RE: Something I would ask a priest. - by Thor - February 22, 2011 at 12:41 pm
RE: Something I would ask a priest. - by everythingafter - February 24, 2011 at 4:12 pm
RE: Something I would ask a priest. - by Thor - February 24, 2011 at 4:47 pm
RE: Something I would ask a priest. - by Edwardo Piet - February 22, 2011 at 12:42 pm
RE: Something I would ask a priest. - by Thor - February 22, 2011 at 2:59 pm
RE: Something I would ask a priest. - by HeyItsZeus - February 22, 2011 at 1:16 pm
RE: Something I would ask a priest. - by TheDarkestOfAngels - February 22, 2011 at 2:30 pm
RE: Something I would ask a priest. - by Edwardo Piet - February 22, 2011 at 2:34 pm
RE: Something I would ask a priest. - by reverendjeremiah - February 22, 2011 at 11:27 pm
RE: Something I would ask a priest. - by Ashendant - February 24, 2011 at 2:38 pm
RE: Something I would ask a priest. - by Violet - March 19, 2011 at 6:29 am
RE: Something I would ask a priest. - by downbeatplumb - April 11, 2011 at 4:12 am
RE: Something I would ask a priest. - by reverendjeremiah - March 20, 2011 at 12:37 pm
RE: Something I would ask a priest. - by Sarcasm - April 8, 2011 at 1:34 pm
RE: Something I would ask a priest. - by LEDO - April 10, 2011 at 9:30 pm
RE: Something I would ask a priest. - by sacrilicious - April 18, 2011 at 10:48 pm
RE: Something I would ask a priest. - by Doubting Thomas - April 19, 2011 at 10:29 am
RE: Something I would ask a priest. - by Ateo - April 19, 2011 at 11:22 am
RE: Something I would ask a priest. - by Violet - April 19, 2011 at 11:46 am

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