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God said People who have Flat Noses Canot Serve Him
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RE: God said People who have Flat Noses Canot Serve Him
(April 11, 2016 at 6:37 pm)Minimalist Wrote:
Quote:16 And the Lord spake unto Moses, saying,
17 Speak unto Aaron, saying, Whosoever he be of thy seed in their generations that hath any blemish, let him not approach to offer the bread of his God.
18 For whatsoever man he be that hath a blemish, he shall not approach: a blind man, or a lame, or he that hath a flat nose, or any thing superfluous,
19 Or a man that is brokenfooted, or brokenhanded,
20 Or crookbackt, or a dwarf, or that hath a blemish in his eye, or be scurvy, or scabbed, or hath his stones broken;

Sounds like the Security Detachment at the republicunt convention!

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RE: God said People who have Flat Noses Canot Serve Him - by Rhondazvous - April 11, 2016 at 7:56 pm
RE: God said People who have Flat Noses Canot Serve Him - by deleteduser12345 - April 12, 2016 at 6:41 am

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