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And God Said
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And God Said
October 19, 2017 at 10:13 pm
"Take that, asshole!"

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/10/...ce-church/

Quote:Tourist killed by falling masonry at famous Florence church

Quote:A 52-year-old tourist from Spain was killed on Thursday by falling masonry in one of Florence’s most famous churches, the Basilica of Santa Croce.

Pays to stay out of fucking churches, man.
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RE: And God Said
October 19, 2017 at 10:14 pm (This post was last modified: October 19, 2017 at 10:15 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
Tired of people loitering in his crib, and he never sees a dime of the giftshop profits either.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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RE: And God Said
October 19, 2017 at 10:20 pm
All the lawyers were jews and they stiffed him!
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RE: And God Said
October 20, 2017 at 12:17 am
Shades of Émile Zola:

'Civilization will not attain to its perfection until the last stone from the last church falls on the last priest.'

Puts me in mind of the guy who climbed a huge Jesus statue because he wanted some miracle to cure his epilepsy, and he fell off.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: And God Said
October 20, 2017 at 1:17 am
(October 20, 2017 at 12:17 am)Cyberman Wrote: Shades of Émile Zola:

'Civilization will not attain to its perfection until the last stone from the last church falls on the last priest.'

Puts me in mind of the guy who climbed a huge Jesus statue because he wanted some miracle to cure his epilepsy, and he fell off.

Well, he got his cure - just not the way he envisioned it.
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RE: And God Said
October 20, 2017 at 7:03 am
Praise Zeus!

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RE: And God Said
October 20, 2017 at 7:25 am (This post was last modified: October 20, 2017 at 8:53 am by Succubus.)
(October 20, 2017 at 7:03 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: Praise Zeus!

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Is that the one hit by lightening some years back, I remember not one knocking shop, casino or titty bar was even singed. The lord does indeed work in mysterious ways.
It's amazing 'science' always seems to 'find' whatever it is funded for, and never the oppsite. Drich.
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RE: And God Said
October 20, 2017 at 7:45 am
Jeeze guys, no matter where or how ironic, that’s still terrible!
“Eternity is a terrible thought. I mean, where's it going to end?” 
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RE: And God Said
October 20, 2017 at 8:27 am
(October 20, 2017 at 7:45 am)Aroura Wrote: Jeeze guys, no matter where or how ironic, that’s still terrible!

Nah, it was styrofoam. "Beer Cooler Jesus." The irony was profound and quite fun. Nobody was hurt. The church did, IIRC, try some insurance shenanigans, because WWJD?
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RE: And God Said
October 20, 2017 at 8:54 am
Whoa, no way. This guy's got his own church?

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