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God's true home is NOT Heaven
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RE: God's true home is NOT Heaven
March 31, 2011 at 12:28 pm
(March 30, 2011 at 5:58 pm)Emporion Wrote: My name is Jesus, master of the Tri-Me.
Not the Xtian Jesus then... he was never 'master of the tri-me'

(March 30, 2011 at 5:58 pm)Emporion Wrote: You and I are exactly the same, but no Christian nor the bible will ever admit that.
So we're not taking the Xtian view point, ok.

(March 30, 2011 at 5:58 pm)Emporion Wrote: What am I?
You're Jesus, but not as we know it. Master of the tri-me, and also fully human, but in no way a god... so obviously not tri me as well...

(March 30, 2011 at 5:58 pm)Emporion Wrote: Who else wants to name me?
Every other fucking atheist son of a bitch. Apparently Big Grin

(March 30, 2011 at 5:58 pm)Emporion Wrote: What explains the first question and the quantity of the answers in the second question simultaneously?
Emporion is one seriously fucked up dude?

(March 30, 2011 at 5:58 pm)Emporion Wrote: This riddle is actually very easy depending on who you are. Why is that last question not wrong is a sense?
If you're Emporion, it makes perfect sense. Crazy people justify themselves perfectly. So whilst your wrong, you're completely right at the same time.

Now please take your medication.

*lights out*

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God's true home is NOT Heaven - by Emporion - March 30, 2011 at 5:58 pm
RE: God's true home is NOT Heaven - by theVOID - March 30, 2011 at 6:02 pm
RE: God's true home is NOT Heaven - by Emporion - March 30, 2011 at 6:11 pm
RE: God's true home is NOT Heaven - by theVOID - March 30, 2011 at 6:56 pm
RE: God's true home is NOT Heaven - by the6dead - March 30, 2011 at 8:19 pm
RE: God's true home is NOT Heaven - by Emporion - March 30, 2011 at 10:35 pm
RE: God's true home is NOT Heaven - by Emporion - March 30, 2011 at 10:18 pm
RE: God's true home is NOT Heaven - by HeyItsZeus - March 30, 2011 at 7:33 pm
RE: God's true home is NOT Heaven - by theVOID - March 30, 2011 at 10:21 pm
RE: God's true home is NOT Heaven - by Emporion - March 30, 2011 at 10:49 pm
RE: God's true home is NOT Heaven - by theVOID - March 30, 2011 at 10:39 pm
RE: God's true home is NOT Heaven - by theVOID - March 30, 2011 at 11:03 pm
RE: God's true home is NOT Heaven - by Emporion - March 30, 2011 at 11:24 pm
RE: God's true home is NOT Heaven - by theVOID - March 31, 2011 at 12:02 am
RE: God's true home is NOT Heaven - by ib.me.ub - March 30, 2011 at 11:31 pm
RE: God's true home is NOT Heaven - by Emporion - March 30, 2011 at 11:37 pm
RE: God's true home is NOT Heaven - by ib.me.ub - March 30, 2011 at 11:56 pm
RE: God's true home is NOT Heaven - by ib.me.ub - March 31, 2011 at 12:07 am
RE: God's true home is NOT Heaven - by Emporion - March 31, 2011 at 12:35 am
RE: God's true home is NOT Heaven - by the6dead - March 31, 2011 at 12:50 am
RE: God's true home is NOT Heaven - by Emporion - March 31, 2011 at 12:19 am
RE: God's true home is NOT Heaven - by theVOID - March 31, 2011 at 12:45 am
RE: God's true home is NOT Heaven - by the6dead - March 31, 2011 at 12:32 am
RE: God's true home is NOT Heaven - by Emporion - March 31, 2011 at 1:12 am
RE: God's true home is NOT Heaven - by theVOID - March 31, 2011 at 1:45 am
RE: God's true home is NOT Heaven - by Emporion - March 31, 2011 at 1:51 am
RE: God's true home is NOT Heaven - by Cinjin - March 31, 2011 at 11:51 am
RE: God's true home is NOT Heaven - by Emporion - March 31, 2011 at 11:55 am
RE: God's true home is NOT Heaven - by Shell B - March 31, 2011 at 12:00 pm
RE: God's true home is NOT Heaven - by Cinjin - March 31, 2011 at 11:56 am
RE: God's true home is NOT Heaven - by theVOID - March 31, 2011 at 1:59 am
RE: God's true home is NOT Heaven - by Emporion - March 31, 2011 at 2:04 am
RE: God's true home is NOT Heaven - by theVOID - March 31, 2011 at 2:34 am
RE: God's true home is NOT Heaven - by KichigaiNeko - March 31, 2011 at 2:08 am
RE: God's true home is NOT Heaven - by ib.me.ub - March 31, 2011 at 2:42 am
RE: God's true home is NOT Heaven - by Emporion - March 31, 2011 at 6:25 am
RE: God's true home is NOT Heaven - by Shell B - March 31, 2011 at 10:35 am
RE: God's true home is NOT Heaven - by Emporion - March 31, 2011 at 11:02 am
RE: God's true home is NOT Heaven - by Shell B - March 31, 2011 at 11:06 am
RE: God's true home is NOT Heaven - by ib.me.ub - March 31, 2011 at 11:08 am
RE: God's true home is NOT Heaven - by Shell B - March 31, 2011 at 11:11 am
RE: God's true home is NOT Heaven - by Emporion - March 31, 2011 at 11:17 am
RE: God's true home is NOT Heaven - by Shell B - March 31, 2011 at 11:21 am
RE: God's true home is NOT Heaven - by Emporion - March 31, 2011 at 11:27 am
RE: God's true home is NOT Heaven - by Shell B - March 31, 2011 at 11:33 am
RE: God's true home is NOT Heaven - by ib.me.ub - March 31, 2011 at 11:36 am
RE: God's true home is NOT Heaven - by Emporion - March 31, 2011 at 11:40 am
RE: God's true home is NOT Heaven - by Shell B - March 31, 2011 at 11:44 am
RE: God's true home is NOT Heaven - by Emporion - March 31, 2011 at 11:52 am
RE: God's true home is NOT Heaven - by theVOID - March 31, 2011 at 11:54 am
RE: God's true home is NOT Heaven - by Emporion - March 31, 2011 at 11:58 am
RE: God's true home is NOT Heaven - by fr0d0 - March 31, 2011 at 12:18 pm
RE: God's true home is NOT Heaven - by Emporion - March 31, 2011 at 12:25 pm
RE: God's true home is NOT Heaven - by Shell B - March 31, 2011 at 12:27 pm
RE: God's true home is NOT Heaven - by theVOID - March 31, 2011 at 12:55 pm
RE: God's true home is NOT Heaven - by Emporion - March 31, 2011 at 1:04 pm
RE: God's true home is NOT Heaven - by Shell B - March 31, 2011 at 1:13 pm
RE: God's true home is NOT Heaven - by Emporion - March 31, 2011 at 11:33 am
RE: God's true home is NOT Heaven - by Shell B - March 31, 2011 at 11:37 am
RE: God's true home is NOT Heaven - by Shell B - March 31, 2011 at 11:57 am
RE: God's true home is NOT Heaven - by Emporion - March 31, 2011 at 12:01 pm
RE: God's true home is NOT Heaven - by Shell B - March 31, 2011 at 12:05 pm
RE: God's true home is NOT Heaven - by Emporion - March 31, 2011 at 12:18 pm
RE: God's true home is NOT Heaven - by Emporion - March 31, 2011 at 12:23 pm
RE: God's true home is NOT Heaven - by Shell B - March 31, 2011 at 12:24 pm
RE: God's true home is NOT Heaven - by Emporion - March 31, 2011 at 12:34 pm
RE: God's true home is NOT Heaven - by Shell B - March 31, 2011 at 12:36 pm
RE: God's true home is NOT Heaven - by fr0d0 - March 31, 2011 at 12:28 pm
RE: God's true home is NOT Heaven - by Emporion - March 31, 2011 at 12:36 pm
RE: God's true home is NOT Heaven - by Shell B - March 31, 2011 at 12:44 pm
RE: God's true home is NOT Heaven - by LastPoet - March 31, 2011 at 12:50 pm
RE: God's true home is NOT Heaven - by Emporion - March 31, 2011 at 12:47 pm
RE: God's true home is NOT Heaven - by Shell B - March 31, 2011 at 12:50 pm
RE: God's true home is NOT Heaven - by LastPoet - March 31, 2011 at 1:06 pm
RE: God's true home is NOT Heaven - by theVOID - March 31, 2011 at 1:08 pm
RE: God's true home is NOT Heaven - by Welsh cake - March 31, 2011 at 1:37 pm
RE: God's true home is NOT Heaven - by Emporion - March 31, 2011 at 1:53 pm
RE: God's true home is NOT Heaven - by Rwandrall - March 31, 2011 at 1:55 pm
RE: God's true home is NOT Heaven - by theVOID - March 31, 2011 at 1:57 pm
RE: God's true home is NOT Heaven - by Emporion - March 31, 2011 at 2:01 pm
RE: God's true home is NOT Heaven - by Shell B - March 31, 2011 at 2:15 pm
RE: God's true home is NOT Heaven - by ib.me.ub - March 31, 2011 at 2:16 pm
RE: God's true home is NOT Heaven - by Emporion - March 31, 2011 at 2:21 pm
RE: God's true home is NOT Heaven - by Shell B - March 31, 2011 at 2:39 pm
RE: God's true home is NOT Heaven - by Welsh cake - March 31, 2011 at 2:22 pm
RE: God's true home is NOT Heaven - by theVOID - March 31, 2011 at 2:22 pm
RE: God's true home is NOT Heaven - by Emporion - March 31, 2011 at 2:33 pm
RE: God's true home is NOT Heaven - by ib.me.ub - March 31, 2011 at 2:26 pm
RE: God's true home is NOT Heaven - by Emporion - March 31, 2011 at 3:39 pm
RE: God's true home is NOT Heaven - by Emporion - March 31, 2011 at 3:09 pm
RE: God's true home is NOT Heaven - by Shell B - March 31, 2011 at 3:14 pm
RE: God's true home is NOT Heaven - by Shell B - March 31, 2011 at 4:01 pm
RE: God's true home is NOT Heaven - by Emporion - March 31, 2011 at 4:15 pm
RE: God's true home is NOT Heaven - by Shell B - March 31, 2011 at 5:22 pm
RE: God's true home is NOT Heaven - by Emporion - March 31, 2011 at 6:32 pm
RE: God's true home is NOT Heaven - by theVOID - March 31, 2011 at 5:18 pm
RE: God's true home is NOT Heaven - by theVOID - March 31, 2011 at 7:07 pm
RE: God's true home is NOT Heaven - by Shell B - March 31, 2011 at 7:15 pm
RE: God's true home is NOT Heaven - by Emporion - March 31, 2011 at 7:24 pm
RE: God's true home is NOT Heaven - by Shell B - March 31, 2011 at 7:28 pm
RE: God's true home is NOT Heaven - by Emporion - March 31, 2011 at 7:34 pm
RE: God's true home is NOT Heaven - by fr0d0 - March 31, 2011 at 8:57 pm
RE: God's true home is NOT Heaven - by Emporion - April 2, 2011 at 4:12 am
RE: God's true home is NOT Heaven - by ib.me.ub - March 31, 2011 at 9:10 pm
RE: God's true home is NOT Heaven - by Rayaan - April 1, 2011 at 5:08 am
RE: God's true home is NOT Heaven - by Emporion - April 2, 2011 at 12:49 am
RE: God's true home is NOT Heaven - by Rayaan - April 2, 2011 at 5:45 am
RE: God's true home is NOT Heaven - by Emporion - April 2, 2011 at 1:20 pm
RE: God's true home is NOT Heaven - by ib.me.ub - April 2, 2011 at 6:34 am
RE: God's true home is NOT Heaven - by reverendjeremiah - April 2, 2011 at 1:32 pm

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