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So...Catholics stole my family.
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RE: So...Catholics stole my family.
I wouldnt do that..I would grab fr0d0 by the arm and say "This man said that Jesus poops in his loin cloth" and push him in front of the line..then turn around and start running away. Jesus could not find me because in the spirit world I have powerful abilities that can rival a god..but only if I use them in a mischevious way. I would then come back with a huge bolling ball, and while everyone is watching fr0d0's "this was your life" on that big screen tv, I will toss the bolling ball at their backs and see if I can get a strike with a billion people or more. I will then wait for Tacks "this was your life"..at which point I will set loose a million wild, free range chickens within the audience.
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So...Catholics stole my family. - by Jax - March 11, 2011 at 3:49 am
RE: So...Catholics stole my family. - by Rwandrall - March 11, 2011 at 4:13 am
RE: So...Catholics stole my family. - by Violet - March 11, 2011 at 4:22 am
RE: So...Catholics stole my family. - by theVOID - March 11, 2011 at 4:27 am
RE: So...Catholics stole my family. - by Jax - March 11, 2011 at 5:03 am
RE: So...Catholics stole my family. - by Anomalocaris - March 11, 2011 at 5:30 am
RE: So...Catholics stole my family. - by tackattack - March 11, 2011 at 5:42 am
RE: So...Catholics stole my family. - by Violet - March 11, 2011 at 6:41 am
RE: So...Catholics stole my family. - by Jax - March 11, 2011 at 6:59 am
RE: So...Catholics stole my family. - by Violet - March 11, 2011 at 7:41 am
RE: So...Catholics stole my family. - by Jax - March 11, 2011 at 7:55 am
RE: So...Catholics stole my family. - by tackattack - March 11, 2011 at 11:25 am
RE: So...Catholics stole my family. - by Jax - March 11, 2011 at 10:40 pm
RE: So...Catholics stole my family. - by Emporion - March 12, 2011 at 3:24 am
RE: So...Catholics stole my family. - by Jax - March 12, 2011 at 5:56 am
RE: So...Catholics stole my family. - by Emporion - March 12, 2011 at 12:34 pm
RE: So...Catholics stole my family. - by Jax - March 13, 2011 at 1:27 am
RE: So...Catholics stole my family. - by tackattack - March 12, 2011 at 5:21 am
RE: So...Catholics stole my family. - by tackattack - March 12, 2011 at 8:20 am
RE: So...Catholics stole my family. - by FadingW - March 29, 2011 at 10:20 pm
RE: So...Catholics stole my family. - by Jax - March 30, 2011 at 12:29 am
RE: So...Catholics stole my family. - by KichigaiNeko - March 30, 2011 at 2:28 am
RE: So...Catholics stole my family. - by Jax - March 30, 2011 at 4:10 am
RE: So...Catholics stole my family. - by KichigaiNeko - March 31, 2011 at 2:26 am
RE: So...Catholics stole my family. - by Jax - April 1, 2011 at 3:58 am
RE: So...Catholics stole my family. - by 8BitAtheist - March 30, 2011 at 10:39 am
RE: So...Catholics stole my family. - by reverendjeremiah - March 31, 2011 at 9:42 am
RE: So...Catholics stole my family. - by Emporion - April 2, 2011 at 5:35 am
RE: So...Catholics stole my family. - by reverendjeremiah - April 2, 2011 at 12:52 pm
RE: So...Catholics stole my family. - by Emporion - April 2, 2011 at 1:11 pm
RE: So...Catholics stole my family. - by Emporion - April 5, 2011 at 5:33 pm
RE: So...Catholics stole my family. - by reverendjeremiah - April 6, 2011 at 12:57 am
RE: So...Catholics stole my family. - by Jax - April 6, 2011 at 1:39 am
RE: So...Catholics stole my family. - by Barre - December 26, 2011 at 1:48 am
RE: So...Catholics stole my family. - by znk666 - December 26, 2011 at 6:22 am
RE: So...Catholics stole my family. - by kılıç_mehmet - December 26, 2011 at 6:25 am
RE: So...Catholics stole my family. - by Epimethean - December 26, 2011 at 6:41 am
RE: So...Catholics stole my family. - by kılıç_mehmet - December 26, 2011 at 6:43 am

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