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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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Why did the chicken cross the road?
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RE: Why did the chicken cross the road?
April 23, 2016 at 2:04 pm
Because it was a curious chicken, a chicken with hopes and desires. It had always wanted to explore the world and so, one day it steeled itself and embarked on it's epic voyage. As it crossed the road, it's heart filled as it knew that this was it! this was the start of the dream and its new life. IT HAD CROSSED THE ROAD.



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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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RE: Why did the chicken cross the road? - by downbeatplumb - April 23, 2016 at 2:04 pm
RE: Why did the chicken cross the road? - by drfuzzy - April 23, 2016 at 2:10 pm
RE: Why did the chicken cross the road? - by Aegon - April 23, 2016 at 7:35 pm
RE: Why did the chicken cross the road? - by vorlon13 - April 23, 2016 at 4:20 pm
RE: Why did the chicken cross the road? - by vorlon13 - April 23, 2016 at 4:21 pm
RE: Why did the chicken cross the road? - by vorlon13 - April 23, 2016 at 4:22 pm
RE: Why did the chicken cross the road? - by vorlon13 - April 23, 2016 at 4:23 pm
RE: Why did the chicken cross the road? - by vorlon13 - April 23, 2016 at 4:23 pm
RE: Why did the chicken cross the road? - by vorlon13 - April 23, 2016 at 4:24 pm
RE: Why did the chicken cross the road? - by vorlon13 - April 23, 2016 at 4:26 pm
RE: Why did the chicken cross the road? - by vorlon13 - April 23, 2016 at 4:27 pm
RE: Why did the chicken cross the road? - by vorlon13 - April 23, 2016 at 4:29 pm
RE: Why did the chicken cross the road? - by vorlon13 - April 23, 2016 at 4:31 pm
RE: Why did the chicken cross the road? - by zebo-the-fat - April 23, 2016 at 4:42 pm
RE: Why did the chicken cross the road? - by Expired - April 23, 2016 at 4:56 pm
RE: Why did the chicken cross the road? - by Joods - April 23, 2016 at 4:56 pm
RE: Why did the chicken cross the road? - by Expired - April 23, 2016 at 4:57 pm
RE: Why did the chicken cross the road? - by brewer - April 23, 2016 at 7:32 pm

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