The Drunk Tank

[robvalue]

I'm starting to think I'm not a real atheist. First I can't join in with the beards, now this!

I remember now why I don't get invited to parties. I've never been much of a drinker, and right now I can't drink anything due to my medication. I've never used any recreational drugs either. Oh yeah, and I don't have hardly any friends. My idea of fun is blowing up imaginary people in a video game. And roller skating.

When someone does accidentally invite me, I'm the guy who sits on the sofa for a few hours sober, cries a little inside then goes home. I'm sorry guys, I'm just not up to the task. Just fair warning for anyone who ends up meeting me in real life! I may prove to be dull as fuck. I'm lucky I managed to marry someone who doesn't seem to mind.

I better leave you real atheists to have some fun