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Most personally convincing reasons you don't believe.
RE: Most personally convincing reasons you don't believe.
Drich wants it both ways at once, nurturing the whole field with his own brand of manure and hoping to raise the wheat, but the weeds are to blame for not meeting the standard for the harvest.

Quote:Witchsmeller Pursuivant: (GOOD and EVIL are written on either fist) I have two functions - to protect the good, and to crush the evil...

(reveals an egg in each hand)

Watch!

(Witchsmeller instantly clenches both fists)

Prince Harry: Fascinating! Absolutely fascinating! Erm... actually, you have crushed both eggs, you know.

Witchsmeller: Some that seem good sometimes proveth to be evil.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Most personally convincing reasons you don't believe. - by deleteduser12345 - May 12, 2016 at 4:05 pm
RE: Most personally convincing reasons you don't believe. - by Cyberman - May 13, 2016 at 9:21 am

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