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The Drunk Tank

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RE: The Drunk Tank

May 14, 2016 at 3:17 am

2 half-glasses for a sum total of 1 glass of wine, plus 1 Rx sleeping pill, Officer.
Yes, the prescription belongs to me.

I most certainly do have my faculties about me, Officer.
I will submit to that comprehensive sobriety test...and I will pass with flying curlers

.....Shit!

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The Drunk Tank - by LadyForCamus - May 10, 2016 at 10:15 pm

RE: The Drunk Tank - by rexbeccarox - May 10, 2016 at 10:16 pm

The Drunk Tank - by LadyForCamus - May 10, 2016 at 10:21 pm

RE: The Drunk Tank - by ignoramus - May 10, 2016 at 10:23 pm

RE: The Drunk Tank - by rexbeccarox - May 10, 2016 at 10:24 pm

The Drunk Tank - by LadyForCamus - May 10, 2016 at 10:25 pm

The Drunk Tank - by LadyForCamus - May 10, 2016 at 10:27 pm

RE: The Drunk Tank - by J a c k - May 10, 2016 at 10:27 pm

RE: The Drunk Tank - by TheRocketSurgeon - May 10, 2016 at 10:28 pm

RE: The Drunk Tank - by Regina - May 10, 2016 at 10:28 pm

RE: The Drunk Tank - by Jackalope - May 10, 2016 at 10:31 pm

The Drunk Tank - by LadyForCamus - May 10, 2016 at 10:32 pm

RE: The Drunk Tank - by ignoramus - May 10, 2016 at 10:32 pm

RE: The Drunk Tank - by Jackalope - May 10, 2016 at 10:41 pm

RE: The Drunk Tank - by J a c k - May 10, 2016 at 10:32 pm

RE: The Drunk Tank - by Regina - May 10, 2016 at 10:41 pm

RE: The Drunk Tank - by J a c k - May 10, 2016 at 10:44 pm

The Drunk Tank - by LadyForCamus - May 10, 2016 at 10:32 pm

RE: The Drunk Tank - by TheRocketSurgeon - May 10, 2016 at 10:52 pm

RE: The Drunk Tank - by Jackalope - May 10, 2016 at 10:43 pm

RE: The Drunk Tank - by Jackalope - May 10, 2016 at 10:57 pm

RE: The Drunk Tank - by J a c k - May 10, 2016 at 10:58 pm

RE: The Drunk Tank - by Jackalope - May 10, 2016 at 11:03 pm

RE: The Drunk Tank - by J a c k - May 10, 2016 at 11:06 pm

RE: The Drunk Tank - by Ravenshire - May 22, 2016 at 1:02 am

RE: The Drunk Tank - by J a c k - May 22, 2016 at 1:23 am

RE: The Drunk Tank - by Ravenshire - May 22, 2016 at 1:37 am

RE: The Drunk Tank - by Jackalope - May 22, 2016 at 2:16 am

RE: The Drunk Tank - by TheRocketSurgeon - May 10, 2016 at 11:06 pm

RE: The Drunk Tank - by rexbeccarox - May 10, 2016 at 11:23 pm

RE: The Drunk Tank - by account_inactive - May 10, 2016 at 11:45 pm

RE: The Drunk Tank - by SteelCurtain - May 10, 2016 at 11:12 pm

RE: The Drunk Tank - by rexbeccarox - May 10, 2016 at 11:23 pm

The Drunk Tank - by LadyForCamus - May 10, 2016 at 11:24 pm

RE: The Drunk Tank - by SteelCurtain - May 10, 2016 at 11:24 pm

The Drunk Tank - by LadyForCamus - May 10, 2016 at 11:25 pm

The Drunk Tank - by LadyForCamus - May 10, 2016 at 11:26 pm

RE: The Drunk Tank - by ignoramus - May 11, 2016 at 1:31 am

RE: The Drunk Tank - by rexbeccarox - May 10, 2016 at 11:28 pm

RE: The Drunk Tank - by J a c k - May 10, 2016 at 11:28 pm

RE: The Drunk Tank - by robvalue - May 11, 2016 at 3:30 am

RE: The Drunk Tank - by TheRocketSurgeon - May 11, 2016 at 4:03 am

RE: The Drunk Tank - by rexbeccarox - May 11, 2016 at 1:55 pm

RE: The Drunk Tank - by robvalue - May 12, 2016 at 3:21 am

RE: The Drunk Tank - by Jello - May 11, 2016 at 5:48 am

RE: The Drunk Tank - by robvalue - May 11, 2016 at 6:03 am

RE: The Drunk Tank - by ignoramus - May 11, 2016 at 6:52 am

RE: The Drunk Tank - by account_inactive - May 11, 2016 at 8:02 am

RE: The Drunk Tank - by Little lunch - May 11, 2016 at 7:06 am

RE: The Drunk Tank - by ignoramus - May 11, 2016 at 7:13 am

RE: The Drunk Tank - by robvalue - May 11, 2016 at 7:35 am

RE: The Drunk Tank - by Jackalope - May 11, 2016 at 2:54 pm

RE: The Drunk Tank - by ignoramus - May 11, 2016 at 7:50 am

RE: The Drunk Tank - by robvalue - May 11, 2016 at 7:56 am

RE: The Drunk Tank - by The Valkyrie - May 11, 2016 at 9:05 am

RE: The Drunk Tank - by robvalue - May 11, 2016 at 11:54 am

RE: The Drunk Tank - by robvalue - May 11, 2016 at 2:54 pm

RE: The Drunk Tank - by rexbeccarox - May 11, 2016 at 3:17 pm

The Drunk Tank - by LadyForCamus - May 11, 2016 at 6:00 pm

RE: The Drunk Tank - by ignoramus - May 11, 2016 at 7:44 pm

RE: The Drunk Tank - by Jenny A - May 11, 2016 at 8:29 pm

RE: The Drunk Tank - by Jackalope - May 11, 2016 at 9:01 pm

The Drunk Tank - by LadyForCamus - May 11, 2016 at 10:21 pm

The Drunk Tank - by LadyForCamus - May 11, 2016 at 10:23 pm

RE: The Drunk Tank - by ignoramus - May 11, 2016 at 11:22 pm

RE: The Drunk Tank - by J a c k - May 11, 2016 at 11:28 pm

RE: The Drunk Tank - by Jackalope - May 11, 2016 at 11:30 pm

RE: The Drunk Tank - by ignoramus - May 12, 2016 at 12:04 am

RE: The Drunk Tank - by robvalue - May 12, 2016 at 1:01 am

The Drunk Tank - by LadyForCamus - May 12, 2016 at 7:00 am

The Drunk Tank - by LadyForCamus - May 12, 2016 at 7:07 am

RE: The Drunk Tank - by TheRocketSurgeon - May 12, 2016 at 8:33 am

RE: The Drunk Tank - by ignoramus - May 12, 2016 at 8:41 am

RE: The Drunk Tank - by TheRocketSurgeon - May 12, 2016 at 8:55 am

The Drunk Tank - by LadyForCamus - May 13, 2016 at 8:06 pm

RE: The Drunk Tank - by rexbeccarox - May 13, 2016 at 8:08 pm

The Drunk Tank - by LadyForCamus - May 13, 2016 at 8:10 pm

RE: The Drunk Tank - by rexbeccarox - May 13, 2016 at 8:44 pm

RE: The Drunk Tank - by LadyForCamus - May 13, 2016 at 9:03 pm

RE: The Drunk Tank - by Jackalope - May 13, 2016 at 9:05 pm

The Drunk Tank - by LadyForCamus - May 13, 2016 at 9:06 pm

RE: The Drunk Tank - by Jackalope - May 13, 2016 at 9:27 pm

The Drunk Tank - by LadyForCamus - May 13, 2016 at 9:30 pm

RE: The Drunk Tank - by Jackalope - May 13, 2016 at 10:27 pm

RE: The Drunk Tank - by Edwardo Piet - May 13, 2016 at 11:51 pm

RE: The Drunk Tank - by Athene - May 14, 2016 at 2:11 am

RE: The Drunk Tank - by robvalue - May 14, 2016 at 3:25 am

RE: The Drunk Tank - by c172 - May 14, 2016 at 11:20 am

RE: The Drunk Tank - by rexbeccarox - May 14, 2016 at 2:51 am

RE: The Drunk Tank - by Athene - May 14, 2016 at 3:17 am

The Drunk Tank - by LadyForCamus - May 14, 2016 at 8:14 am

The Drunk Tank - by LadyForCamus - May 14, 2016 at 8:17 am

RE: The Drunk Tank - by LastPoet - May 14, 2016 at 8:22 am

RE: The Drunk Tank - by J a c k - May 14, 2016 at 11:11 pm

RE: The Drunk Tank - by rexbeccarox - May 14, 2016 at 11:24 pm

RE: The Drunk Tank - by SteelCurtain - May 15, 2016 at 2:09 am

RE: The Drunk Tank - by Edwardo Piet - May 15, 2016 at 9:59 am

RE: The Drunk Tank - by rexbeccarox - May 15, 2016 at 11:27 am

The Drunk Tank - by LadyForCamus - May 19, 2016 at 11:15 pm

RE: The Drunk Tank - by rexbeccarox - May 19, 2016 at 11:32 pm

RE: The Drunk Tank - by Jackalope - May 20, 2016 at 12:50 am

RE: The Drunk Tank - by c172 - May 20, 2016 at 12:51 am

RE: The Drunk Tank - by J a c k - May 20, 2016 at 1:12 am

RE: The Drunk Tank - by AFTT47 - May 20, 2016 at 2:22 am

RE: The Drunk Tank - by account_inactive - May 20, 2016 at 2:27 am

RE: The Drunk Tank - by ignoramus - May 20, 2016 at 2:29 am

RE: The Drunk Tank - by AFTT47 - May 20, 2016 at 2:34 am

RE: The Drunk Tank - by account_inactive - May 20, 2016 at 8:16 am

The Drunk Tank - by LadyForCamus - May 20, 2016 at 8:35 am

RE: The Drunk Tank - by account_inactive - May 21, 2016 at 5:39 pm

RE: The Drunk Tank - by account_inactive - May 21, 2016 at 5:43 pm

RE: The Drunk Tank - by Gemini - May 21, 2016 at 5:45 pm

RE: The Drunk Tank - by account_inactive - May 21, 2016 at 5:56 pm

RE: The Drunk Tank - by Gemini - May 21, 2016 at 6:11 pm

RE: The Drunk Tank - by account_inactive - May 21, 2016 at 6:44 pm

The Drunk Tank - by LadyForCamus - May 21, 2016 at 8:04 pm

The Drunk Tank - by LadyForCamus - May 21, 2016 at 8:06 pm

RE: The Drunk Tank - by Gemini - May 21, 2016 at 8:39 pm

RE: The Drunk Tank - by Jackalope - May 21, 2016 at 8:08 pm

RE: The Drunk Tank - by Faith No More - May 21, 2016 at 9:43 pm

The Drunk Tank - by LadyForCamus - May 21, 2016 at 9:44 pm

RE: The Drunk Tank - by Faith No More - May 21, 2016 at 9:45 pm

RE: The Drunk Tank - by Jackalope - May 21, 2016 at 11:36 pm

RE: The Drunk Tank - by Faith No More - May 23, 2016 at 7:05 pm

RE: The Drunk Tank - by account_inactive - May 22, 2016 at 8:57 am

The Drunk Tank - by LadyForCamus - May 21, 2016 at 9:49 pm

RE: The Drunk Tank - by ignoramus - May 21, 2016 at 11:48 pm

RE: The Drunk Tank - by account_inactive - May 22, 2016 at 7:17 am

RE: The Drunk Tank - by Ravenshire - May 22, 2016 at 1:08 am

RE: The Drunk Tank - by Lemonvariable72 - May 22, 2016 at 1:12 am

RE: The Drunk Tank - by robvalue - May 22, 2016 at 1:37 am

RE: The Drunk Tank - by Jackalope - May 22, 2016 at 2:18 am

RE: The Drunk Tank - by J a c k - May 22, 2016 at 6:58 am

RE: The Drunk Tank - by account_inactive - May 22, 2016 at 10:54 pm

RE: The Drunk Tank - by Ravenshire - May 22, 2016 at 11:53 pm

RE: The Drunk Tank - by robvalue - May 23, 2016 at 4:35 am

RE: The Drunk Tank - by ignoramus - May 23, 2016 at 6:04 am

The Drunk Tank - by LadyForCamus - May 23, 2016 at 6:15 am

RE: The Drunk Tank - by ignoramus - May 23, 2016 at 7:15 pm

RE: The Drunk Tank - by Faith No More - May 23, 2016 at 7:27 pm

RE: The Drunk Tank - by J a c k - May 31, 2016 at 4:32 am

RE: The Drunk Tank - by Jackalope - May 31, 2016 at 4:34 am

RE: The Drunk Tank - by J a c k - May 31, 2016 at 4:36 am

RE: The Drunk Tank - by Jackalope - May 31, 2016 at 4:38 am

RE: The Drunk Tank - by J a c k - June 7, 2016 at 8:37 pm

RE: The Drunk Tank - by The Valkyrie - June 7, 2016 at 8:39 pm

RE: The Drunk Tank - by c172 - June 7, 2016 at 8:52 pm

RE: The Drunk Tank - by account_inactive - June 9, 2016 at 4:40 pm

RE: The Drunk Tank - by c172 - June 9, 2016 at 4:54 pm

RE: The Drunk Tank - by account_inactive - June 9, 2016 at 5:14 pm

RE: The Drunk Tank - by account_inactive - June 9, 2016 at 11:25 pm

RE: The Drunk Tank - by Gemini - June 11, 2016 at 3:19 pm

RE: The Drunk Tank - by J a c k - June 9, 2016 at 9:17 pm

RE: The Drunk Tank - by account_inactive - June 9, 2016 at 9:37 pm

RE: The Drunk Tank - by J a c k - June 9, 2016 at 9:46 pm

RE: The Drunk Tank - by ignoramus - June 9, 2016 at 9:51 pm

The Drunk Tank - by LadyForCamus - June 9, 2016 at 9:52 pm

RE: The Drunk Tank - by account_inactive - June 9, 2016 at 11:34 pm

RE: The Drunk Tank - by The Valkyrie - June 9, 2016 at 9:54 pm

RE: The Drunk Tank - by abaris - June 10, 2016 at 3:57 pm

RE: The Drunk Tank - by J a c k - June 10, 2016 at 8:05 pm

RE: The Drunk Tank - by ignoramus - June 10, 2016 at 7:11 pm

RE: The Drunk Tank - by Exian - June 10, 2016 at 7:15 pm

RE: The Drunk Tank - by abaris - June 10, 2016 at 7:21 pm

RE: The Drunk Tank - by ignoramus - June 10, 2016 at 9:00 pm

RE: The Drunk Tank - by Edwardo Piet - June 10, 2016 at 9:04 pm

RE: The Drunk Tank - by abaris - June 11, 2016 at 12:54 pm

RE: The Drunk Tank - by ignoramus - June 10, 2016 at 11:11 pm

RE: The Drunk Tank - by Edwardo Piet - June 11, 2016 at 12:47 pm

RE: The Drunk Tank - by LadyForCamus - November 11, 2017 at 10:41 pm

RE: The Drunk Tank - by c172 - November 11, 2017 at 10:49 pm

RE: The Drunk Tank - by LadyForCamus - November 11, 2017 at 10:55 pm

RE: The Drunk Tank - by brewer - November 11, 2017 at 11:20 pm

RE: The Drunk Tank - by ignoramus - November 12, 2017 at 3:49 am

RE: The Drunk Tank - by LadyForCamus - March 1, 2019 at 12:46 am

RE: The Drunk Tank - by Angrboda - March 1, 2019 at 9:12 am

RE: The Drunk Tank - by J a c k - March 1, 2019 at 9:53 am

RE: The Drunk Tank - by brewer - March 1, 2019 at 11:30 am

RE: The Drunk Tank - by Cod - March 8, 2019 at 3:28 pm

RE: The Drunk Tank - by The Valkyrie - March 8, 2019 at 3:53 pm

RE: The Drunk Tank - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - March 8, 2019 at 5:57 pm

RE: The Drunk Tank - by polymath257 - March 8, 2019 at 6:10 pm

RE: The Drunk Tank - by fredd bear - March 8, 2019 at 7:08 pm

RE: The Drunk Tank - by SteelCurtain - March 13, 2019 at 9:07 pm

RE: The Drunk Tank - by Little lunch - March 24, 2019 at 7:54 am

RE: The Drunk Tank - by LadyForCamus - March 23, 2019 at 9:09 pm

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