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The Drunk Tank
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#81
RE: The Drunk Tank
May 13, 2016 at 11:51 pm (This post was last modified: May 13, 2016 at 11:51 pm by Edwardo Piet.)
Does being drunk on the fluctuation of one's own turtley frenetic temperament count?
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#82
RE: The Drunk Tank
May 14, 2016 at 2:11 am
Oh, dear gawd...I've never been in a drunk tank before.
This is mistake. I'm only buzzed!

Do I get a phone call?
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#83
RE: The Drunk Tank
May 14, 2016 at 2:51 am
Go the munchies. Had some leftover elbow pasta in the fridge. Baked it with some parmesan cheese and garlic salt. Holy yum.
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#84
RE: The Drunk Tank
May 14, 2016 at 3:17 am
2 half-glasses for a sum total of 1 glass of wine, plus 1 Rx sleeping pill, Officer.
Yes, the prescription belongs to me.

I most certainly do have my faculties about me, Officer.
I will submit to that comprehensive sobriety test...and I will pass with flying curlers

.....Shit!
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RE: The Drunk Tank
May 14, 2016 at 3:25 am
(May 14, 2016 at 2:11 am)Thena323 Wrote: Oh, dear gawd...I've never been in a drunk tank before.
This is mistake. I'm only buzzed!

Do I get a phone call?

You do get one, but you can only call drunk lawyers.
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The Drunk Tank
May 14, 2016 at 8:14 am
(May 14, 2016 at 2:51 am)The_Empress Wrote: Go the munchies. Had some leftover elbow pasta in the fridge. Baked it with some parmesan cheese and garlic salt. Holy yum.


Today I'm a bit hung over, and THAT sounds AMAZING!
Nay_Sayer: “Nothing is impossible if you dream big enough, or in this case, nothing is impossible if you use a barrel of KY Jelly and a miniature horse.”

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#87
The Drunk Tank
May 14, 2016 at 8:17 am
(May 13, 2016 at 11:51 pm)Alasdair Ham Wrote: Does being drunk on the fluctuation of one's own turtley frenetic temperament count?


Absolutely!

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#88
RE: The Drunk Tank
May 14, 2016 at 8:22 am
I only drink to be able to calm down. It works the other way around. From my empirical testing lol. You can't cure bad temper with booze. Anecdotal that is.
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RE: The Drunk Tank
May 14, 2016 at 11:20 am
(May 14, 2016 at 3:25 am)robvalue Wrote:
(May 14, 2016 at 2:11 am)Thena323 Wrote: Oh, dear gawd...I've never been in a drunk tank before.
This is mistake. I'm only buzzed!

Do I get a phone call?

You do get one, but you can only call drunk lawyers.

Because the Drunk Tank.
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#90
RE: The Drunk Tank
May 14, 2016 at 11:11 pm
I'm drunk! Fucken drunk on 16% home brewed stout from a local brewer I just met and also drunk on Becca. She so fine. Mmmmmmm ok bye.
"Hipster is what happens when young hot people do what old ladies do." -Exian
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