Can a slug be God?

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Okay, well if we change it so that it stays where it is and doesn't die, is it God then [1]? Kingpin said it needs to not die as well, so that covers both in one.

It's not conditional on anything [2]. Just a slug that created everything else, and then continues on in solititude, never dying [3].

1) No
2) Then it isn't a slug.
3) Well, either it is a slug that created everything, or it is something else that isn't conditional. Even if it were a slug that created everything else, as conditional, it isn't god.

Why isn't a slug? The laws of our reality just don't apply to it.

Bold mine: Why not? What's still lacking? It created everything, and its not conditional on anything. What is it missing?

Honestly, I don't know what a god is supposed to be. It's normally defined in ways that tell me nothing about it. I can't fill in the gaps myself here.