(June 6, 2016 at 6:33 am)Alasdair Ham Wrote:(June 5, 2016 at 11:34 pm)YahwehIsTheWay Wrote: A few made it through, praise Jesus!
Praise be to He: The Son Who Wants You To Kneel.
To pray? That too but he's also really pent up and promises to turn his sperm into Jack Daniels.
Would it be a sin to accept such a homosexual act that the Babble says is a bomb-nation or would it be a sin to refuse the Lord's wishes?
I'm going to have to pray on that.
I could use a good chug of Jack Daniels, though.
"You don't need facts when you got Jesus." -Pastor Deacon Fred, Landover Baptist Church
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™: True Christian is a Trademark of the Landover Baptist Church. I have no affiliation with this fine group of True Christians ™ because I can't afford their tithing requirements but would like to be. Maybe someday the Lord will bless me with enough riches that I am able to.
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