Of course evilution is real ... A cracker evolves into the body of the the Savior inside the stomach of believers. Checkmate ... uh ... somebody!
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If Evil-lution is true...
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Theists, does God change with the times?
I assume not because he is perfect to start with. Then stop trying to tell us what the bible is trying to say through metaphor and start taking everything literally! No human has the right to undermine the wise innerant word of Gawd! Cafe anyone!
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.   (June 5, 2016 at 10:32 pm)Minimalist Wrote:(June 5, 2016 at 9:16 pm)Alasdair Ham Wrote: Mostly failures! A few made it through, praise Jesus!
"You don't need facts when you got Jesus." -Pastor Deacon Fred, Landover Baptist Church
™: True Christian is a Trademark of the Landover Baptist Church. I have no affiliation with this fine group of True Christians ™ because I can't afford their tithing requirements but would like to be. Maybe someday the Lord will bless me with enough riches that I am able to. And for the lovers of Poe, here's your winking smiley: 
 RE: If Evil-lution is true...
June 6, 2016 at 6:27 am
(This post was last modified: June 6, 2016 at 6:29 am by Edwardo Piet.)
(June 5, 2016 at 10:32 pm)Minimalist Wrote:(June 5, 2016 at 9:16 pm)Alasdair Ham Wrote: Mostly failures! As Thomas Edison said: he didn't fail he found 1000 ways that didn't work before finding a way that did. As Albert Einstein said: those who never made a mistake never made anything. Probably misquotes from my memory but you get the point. Yes evolution is mostly full of so-called failures but so what? That's life. And that's reality. Unlike the creation story which is just a bunch of silly incomplete versions of the same fucktarded fairy tale cobbled together by douchenozzles. (June 5, 2016 at 11:34 pm)YahwehIsTheWay Wrote:(June 5, 2016 at 10:32 pm)Minimalist Wrote: The failures died out. That's the point. Praise be to He: The Son Who Wants You To Kneel. To pray? That too but he's also really pent up and promises to turn his sperm into Jack Daniels.
Or something.
(June 6, 2016 at 6:33 am)Alasdair Ham Wrote:(June 5, 2016 at 11:34 pm)YahwehIsTheWay Wrote: A few made it through, praise Jesus! Would it be a sin to accept such a homosexual act that the Babble says is a bomb-nation or would it be a sin to refuse the Lord's wishes? I'm going to have to pray on that. I could use a good chug of Jack Daniels, though.
"You don't need facts when you got Jesus." -Pastor Deacon Fred, Landover Baptist Church
™: True Christian is a Trademark of the Landover Baptist Church. I have no affiliation with this fine group of True Christians ™ because I can't afford their tithing requirements but would like to be. Maybe someday the Lord will bless me with enough riches that I am able to. And for the lovers of Poe, here's your winking smiley:
If I'm having niggling doubts about the accuracy of the bible (I open my eyes somewhere, for example, and see something), what should I do?
I mean obviously reality is wrong in such cases, but who do I email about it? Or is email evil too? Feel free to send me a private message.
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