I feel like...am I the only one who keeps thinking fancy drinks??
Seriously, you have a fucking golf cart. Your golf cart. Really.
I'm not completely unsympathetic really I'm not. But just suck it up and go to church. It's boring and you don't like it but it doesn't hurt you. Your parents have all the power and you have none. It's not a good idea to piss them off. Just give them what they want and enjoy your cushy childhood while it lasts.
Seriously, you have a fucking golf cart. Your golf cart. Really.
I'm not completely unsympathetic really I'm not. But just suck it up and go to church. It's boring and you don't like it but it doesn't hurt you. Your parents have all the power and you have none. It's not a good idea to piss them off. Just give them what they want and enjoy your cushy childhood while it lasts.