I don't care that a car is a material thing. If you are trying to sell me on the idea of anything, you'd better have the goods to back it up. Like I keep having to say, if the god you're pushing was even a fraction as demonstrable as a car, or a rock, or whatever, you wouldn't need to resort to poetic word games or silly logical acrobatics and we would need never have these discussions again.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'