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Do I sound like the "devil" to you? My mother thinks I speak like the devil...

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RE: Do I sound like the "devil" to you? My mother thinks I speak like the devil...

July 2, 2016 at 4:17 pm

If they think homosexuality is evil, then it MUST be a choice. Something cannot be evil it is not deliberate.

Once you've established that they believe it's a choice, ask them, "At what point did you choose to be straight? Clearly you must've been tempted to be gay, or else otherwise it would hardly have been a choice for you. Technically I have the choice to eat a bowl of salt, but if I have no desire to do so whatsoever, it's not really a choice. So... how often do you choose to resist your gay urges?"

Jesus is like Pinocchio. He's the bastard son of a carpenter. And a liar. And he wishes he was real.

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Do I sound like the "devil" to you? My mother thinks I speak like the devil... - by ReptilianPeon - July 2, 2016 at 5:50 am

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RE: Do I sound like the "devil" to you? My mother thinks I speak like the devil... - by Cyberman - July 2, 2016 at 6:59 am

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RE: Do I sound like the "devil" to you? My mother thinks I speak like the devil... - by robvalue - July 2, 2016 at 9:12 am

RE: Do I sound like the "devil" to you? My mother thinks I speak like the de... - by The Grand Nudger - July 2, 2016 at 11:01 am

RE: Do I sound like the "devil" to you? My mother thinks I speak like the de... - by Minimalist - July 2, 2016 at 11:21 am

RE: Do I sound like the "devil" to you? My mother thinks I speak like the de... - by Lek - July 2, 2016 at 12:43 pm

RE: Do I sound like the "devil" to you? My mother thinks I speak like the de... - by dyresand - July 2, 2016 at 12:53 pm

RE: Do I sound like the "devil" to you? My mother thinks I speak like the devil... - by Nihilist Virus - July 2, 2016 at 4:17 pm

RE: Do I sound like the "devil" to you? My mother thinks I speak like the de... - by Lek - July 2, 2016 at 10:30 pm

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RE: Do I sound like the "devil" to you? My mother thinks I speak like the devil... - by robvalue - July 4, 2016 at 12:38 am

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RE: Do I sound like the "devil" to you? My mother thinks I speak like the devil... - by robvalue - July 4, 2016 at 1:07 am

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RE: Do I sound like the "devil" to you? My mother thinks I speak like the devil... - by ReptilianPeon - July 4, 2016 at 3:25 am

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RE: Do I sound like the "devil" to you? My mother thinks I speak like the devil... - by Cyberman - July 4, 2016 at 12:47 pm

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