Do Christians worship a suicide victim?

[dyresand]

Oh, boy. I've about had it up to here with atheists trying to appear edgy with innovative ways of making fun of Christians while ostensibly trying to appear innocous. If you could even imagine the level of stupidity and mediocrity that reveals in my eyes... Not to mention the utter boredom and disgust it provokes in me.

Fuck off, and go and play in an xtian forum 

You just can't reason logically with theists even though their book says one thing they interpret it as another. 
By the books own words jesus did commit suicide by authority and the believer try's to mend it to say something else entirely. 
To put it like so god is a all knowing asshole knows he will die goes and impregnates girl (not woman) lives a full life
foresakes his own self because god no longer exists while he is in human form and dies then for 3 whole days god is literally dead. 
At literally any point he could have even before getting crucified did some magical bullshit to stop them like he did for moses and the snake stick.
But you know theists would say jesus still would have had to die and i think the whole blood sacrifice is still stupid and well redundant.
That being said in this modern era jesus died for nothing we are more morally superior to those who lived in the supposed times of jesus were not
barbarians were highly civilized people compared to back then.