Yeah, that's why I say that all those douchebags going around saying, "Live every day as if it were your last" are idiots. Because I think it would be a really bad idea to spend all your money on hookers & blow if it weren't your last day to live. Just ask Charlie Sheen. Once I saw that someone had posted "Live like you were dying" on Facebook. So I shaved my head and sat in a wheelchair covered in a blanket.
Christian apologetics is the art of rolling a dog turd in sugar and selling it as a donut.