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[c172]

My name is C172. For realsies. Got it changed from my birth name. 
I'm 40. I think. But I still dress in college tees. 
Speaking of which, I have no fashion sense. I have 30+ t-shirts. T-shirts are my jam. Basketball shorts, too. For long pants, just khakis. I keep saying I'll get jeans, but...no.
I have crutches (spina bifida. Ask. Don't stare or assume.). And a big gut. And facial hair, which can change drastically week to week. I'm just that kind of guy.

I snore even when awake at times. Some undiagnosed respiratory issue. If you walk by, I'll probably look at you. I won't look at your boobs, though. Don't worry. Or maybe I will. But I like A-cups. Srsly. Big boobs? Whatevs, as they say (not sure who, but that's for another thread).

Prefer an atheist chick. Maybe an athlete of some sort. Soccer. Gymnastics. Cheer. Prefer cute to sexy, but that can depend. I like legs and butts. Tall isn't necessary.

I'm a mutt, but mainly Swedish and Germanic Swiss. I gots bifocals. With the line, behbeh. I'm american sports-ignorant one hundred percent, but I loves me some soccer, and gymnastics, and fleetingly the Olympic sports and auto racing (IMSA GT and rally, mainly). Grew up with cats and still like them, but watching them on YYouTube requires no litter-cleaning chops. Still Bernie, but behind Hil for Prezzie. Independent, though, with a good dose of social democracy. 


I like going out for movies. No NetFlix for me, except that I'd like to see Lost In Translation again. 

I love YouTubers. Mainly J-vloggers (westies that have settled in Japan), and aviation vloggers. Kyde & Eric and mraviation101 are faves.

Oh, yeah. Onesies can be sexy on the right young ladeh.