My hypothetical personal ad, were I not happily hitched:
I'm at least 50% used up and more likely 2/3rds. (That's to throw off the chicks who don't do math.) I probably like my dogs way more than you but I do like people too, especially the ladies. No, you can't plant what you like in my garden. But if you like to create a space why not take on the inside (no one else has).
What I like in the ladies: no make up, let your appetites show, say the first thing on your mind most of the time, and stand up to me. Also, take a chance on letting me steer the sex at least half the time; you might like it.
I'm at least 50% used up and more likely 2/3rds. (That's to throw off the chicks who don't do math.) I probably like my dogs way more than you but I do like people too, especially the ladies. No, you can't plant what you like in my garden. But if you like to create a space why not take on the inside (no one else has).
What I like in the ladies: no make up, let your appetites show, say the first thing on your mind most of the time, and stand up to me. Also, take a chance on letting me steer the sex at least half the time; you might like it.
