If I were to ever place an ad -- and I wouldn't, that ain't me -- it'd probably read something like this:
Single guy looking for a gal old enough to know better and young enough to not care. I like guitarin', cooking, hiking, roller coasters, and making her wonder if I'm joking or serious. You don't need to be into those things, variety is the spice of life. You should be confident, smart, and funny, not necessarily in that order; enjoy good lovin'; and like random affection as well as the occasional slap on the backside. Perfection is a minus, because I can't keep up.
Single guy looking for a gal old enough to know better and young enough to not care. I like guitarin', cooking, hiking, roller coasters, and making her wonder if I'm joking or serious. You don't need to be into those things, variety is the spice of life. You should be confident, smart, and funny, not necessarily in that order; enjoy good lovin'; and like random affection as well as the occasional slap on the backside. Perfection is a minus, because I can't keep up.
