I'm too skinny, but I'm currently living in a prefab retirement community in hot-hot Florida with my mom and stepdad who are attempting to fatten me up. SO sexy. Boobs? Don't got much of 'em, but I had a dream last night that a doctor giving me botox injections for my deep forehead wrinkles tried to feel me up, so I got future botox free so I wouldn't sue. Botox? Never got it, probably never would, so you're stuck with my wrinkles and paying for your own damn cosmetic stuff.
Got a shirtless selfie in the mirror on your ad? Go away.
Actually, everybody go away unless your name is Ivy, you love beer and bacon, and you have the most swag.
Got a shirtless selfie in the mirror on your ad? Go away.
Actually, everybody go away unless your name is Ivy, you love beer and bacon, and you have the most swag.
Nolite te bastardes carborundorum.
