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[CapnAwesome]

My name is Kevin, I'm a 33 years old. 6 feet tall, 165 lbs. I'm skinny, fit, exercise constantly and yet don't have abs. I do have a hairy stomach that I can shave into the shape of abs if I wanted to. I call that the '6 patch.' I don't comb my hair, haven't for years. I just shave it at the first sign of a dreadlock, which happens quickly with my curly fro. If you choose to respond to this ad and end up dating me, I'll probably ask you to cut my hair. It's not a big deal, I'm not very picky about it.

At the age of 33 I live in a 1990 Toyota Dolphin RV, which is a step up for me in life. I think that it is awesome. I'm making the inside castle themed. I have 0 fiscal ambition in life. I smoke marijuana everyday. I work a very limited amount in the year and I rock climb the rest of it. I like to travel, if you don't like to travel, camp, this probably won't work out. It probably also won't work out if you stay in hotels when traveling, or go out to eat this probably won't work out. I'm an excellent cook. My ambitions in life all involve going to exotic places and climbing rocks. It doesn't really make any sense to me either. I like to talk a lot, but don't relate very well to most people. I'm arrogant and condescending and have an overly high opinion of myself. In fact my online handle is Captain Awesome. That should give you some idea. Also despite being Jewish on my mothers side, I am not circumcised.

I'm also somewhat of a nerd. I spend a lot of time online doing nothing and sometimes am a dungeon master for a D&D group when I can put one together. I've read Game of Thrones twice and like to note the differences between the show and the books to people who don't care.