(July 31, 2016 at 1:48 pm)Mamacita Wrote:(July 31, 2016 at 1:44 pm)Homeless Nutter Wrote: I'm a short, out-of-shape, ageing man-child, with a large head and thinning hair, that's quickly turning white, even though I'm not even 40 yet. I'm missing a bunch of teeth, because of bad oral hygiene, sugar-based diet, skating and being a mouthy c*nt, who's not very good at fighting. I'm also poor, awkward in social situations, prone to addiction, self-centered, cynical and a failure at everything. In short - not as much "marriage material", as "suicide pact material"...
I'm looking for a young, rich, smart and charismatic stunner, with a heart of gold, because I heard, that opposites attract...
Hmmm... What's funny? It's all true... Except for the suicide pact bit, because I'm probably too much of a coward for that.
"The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drunken man is happier than a sober one." - George Bernard Shaw
