(Ok look. If I'm going to do this you're going to need to stand behind me and walk me through it)
HELLO. MY NAME IS MARK. (what? I don't have to shout? huh? oh, not all caps, got it)
OK. I'm 58 years old, male, wrinkled, partially crippled, impotent with two dogs and I wife. I don't like people much, especially when they are in my yard. (what? I'm not suppose to tell the whole truth? ok)
OK, I'm 56 years old, in fairly good shape and a widower. (ouch, that hurt) Please have pity on me. Even my children won't come around. (now what? still to much, ok)
Hi, I'm 45 years old, a male, rich and looking to a trophy wife. (that should work right?)
(did I get a response yet?)
(is this thing on?)
Hey if you're out there you'll need to type louder, I can't hear you!
Oh screw this, where's the lotion and kleenex.
HELLO. MY NAME IS MARK. (what? I don't have to shout? huh? oh, not all caps, got it)
OK. I'm 58 years old, male, wrinkled, partially crippled, impotent with two dogs and I wife. I don't like people much, especially when they are in my yard. (what? I'm not suppose to tell the whole truth? ok)
OK, I'm 56 years old, in fairly good shape and a widower. (ouch, that hurt) Please have pity on me. Even my children won't come around. (now what? still to much, ok)
Hi, I'm 45 years old, a male, rich and looking to a trophy wife. (that should work right?)
(did I get a response yet?)
(is this thing on?)
Hey if you're out there you'll need to type louder, I can't hear you!
Oh screw this, where's the lotion and kleenex.
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental.
