Mine would go a little something like this:
Name's MCB---you can call me Milk Chocolate.
I'm 31, a workaholic, in school full time as well--so I really have no time for anyone else. I'm going gray and slowly bald thanks to my father's strong genes. I haven't yet given up on it, I keep telling myself that maybe this is as thin as it will get.
I am a sports fanatic. I'm literally psychotic when it comes to the Steelers. I know this. I own it. It's my cross to bear. (Hold on, I just need to read this Training Camp blog.) Where were we? I am outgoing, at my best in groups. I like to be the center of attention but don't need to be. I love science. I love computers. I am a shill for Google products.
I'm brown. I listen to all of the musics. Except for country. And death metal. I love dogs and work for a local Golden Retriever rescue when I have time. My main man Tanner is probably my profile pic. He's the cutest puppers on the planet. If you get uncomfortable around overt dog affection, we're not gonna get along.
If you ever order a Budweiser, Miller, or Coors product around me, we can't be friends.
Nice to meet you.
Name's MCB---you can call me Milk Chocolate.
I'm 31, a workaholic, in school full time as well--so I really have no time for anyone else. I'm going gray and slowly bald thanks to my father's strong genes. I haven't yet given up on it, I keep telling myself that maybe this is as thin as it will get.
I am a sports fanatic. I'm literally psychotic when it comes to the Steelers. I know this. I own it. It's my cross to bear. (Hold on, I just need to read this Training Camp blog.) Where were we? I am outgoing, at my best in groups. I like to be the center of attention but don't need to be. I love science. I love computers. I am a shill for Google products.
I'm brown. I listen to all of the musics. Except for country. And death metal. I love dogs and work for a local Golden Retriever rescue when I have time. My main man Tanner is probably my profile pic. He's the cutest puppers on the planet. If you get uncomfortable around overt dog affection, we're not gonna get along.
If you ever order a Budweiser, Miller, or Coors product around me, we can't be friends.
Nice to meet you.
"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great
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