Talk me out of buying this

[Banjo]

There's been a few threads recently where someone asks people to try and talk them out of buying something so I thought I'd join in since something very expensive has caught my eye which I don't essentially need.

http://www.dawsons.co.uk/gibson-2016-les...uitar-juju

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Anyone want to try and talk me out of buying this motherfucking bad boy?

Reasons for buying it are I've always wanted a gibson, it's voodoo and juju themed, looks all blood red.  I promise to never buy another guitar again if I buy this one and I won't get those tattoos I wanted.  I could die next year having never owned this guitar.

Reasons for not buying it are it's £1099, that could buy a lot of....anything.

I'm a man with 73 snare drums.

BUY IT!